Me: Arty, look Christmassy!
Arty: How do I do that?!
Me: I don’t know, think Christmassy thoughts.
Arty: I’ll look Christmassy if you give me food.
Me: You don’t need more food.
Arty: What about this tree, is this food?
Me: No, do NOT eat that.
Me: Arty NO! *grabs tree*