– Hey Molly, I’m really impressed with you!
– The Christmas tree is still standing with all its decorations still on it.
– Well what did you expect?
– Total and utter destruction.
– I’m a good cat, I wouldn’t dream of destroying anything.
– Who are you and what have you done with the real Molly?
– I’m Molly and I’m good! Make sure Santa knows that, I want my tuna.