Molly Day!

A year ago today, a week after we met her, we brought Molly home with us. Molly came from Holly Hedge Animal Sanctuary. The week between first meeting her and bringing her home seemed like the longest ever! I was *so* excited. It barely took her a minute to make herself at home and start …


Arty, the Not-So-Lazy-Cat

– Hey Arty, it’s a nice surprise having you here helping me work. – I’m keeping an eye on you, making sure you’re not telling lies about me. – Why would I lie about you? – I’ve seen what you put on the internet, that I’m lazy and don’t do any work. – Well you …


Vet time

– Why are you grumpy Pix? – You know why. – Pixie, I had to take you to the vets, it’s for your own good. – I don’t feel good. I had to go in a carrier, I saw a dog and I got prodded by a vet. – It’s all for the best, I …


Lazy Arty

– Hey Arty. Are you going to go outside and play with Molly and Pixie? They’re having such fun! – Is there a heated bed outside? – No. – Then no, I’m not going outside. – But it would be good for you Arty, you could get some exercise. – Bwahahaha! Exercise!

Good Molly

– Hey Molly, I’m really impressed with you! – Why? – The Christmas tree is still standing with all its decorations still on it. – Well what did you expect? – Total and utter destruction. – I’m a good cat, I wouldn’t dream of destroying anything. – Who are you and what have you done …


The tree is up!

How long until it’s down?! – Wow, why’s there a tree in the house? – It’s a Christmas tree Molly and you must not play on it or steal the decorations. – You’re kidding right? – Nope, the tree isn’t for you, it’s just to look pretty. – I’ll look pretty whilst I destroy it. …


Energetic Artemis

– Hey Arty! You’re not in bed! – I’m not always in bed you know! – You are in bed most of the time. – I go to the kitchen. – For meals, then you go back to bed. – Well I’m not in bed now, I’m up and about and ready to go! By …


Rudolph the Red Nosed Cat

– Hey Arty! – Um, do I have something on my head? – No. – Really, it feels like something is on my head? – Nope, nothing on your head. – Are you sure?  – Would I lie to you Arty? – Why are you giggling? – No reason *snigger*