– Hey Arty, it’s a nice surprise having you here helping me work.
– I’m keeping an eye on you, making sure you’re not telling lies about me.
– Why would I lie about you?
– I’ve seen what you put on the internet, that I’m lazy and don’t do any work.
– Well you are and you don’t!
– I do!
– What have you done so far today?
– I’ve been in bed, working on very important ideas.
– Oh right, what have you come up with?
– Nothing yet, you keep interrupting my thinking process.